I Ruv Dis Game

Hey guys, dis Rexi! Ize juzt wants to share dat tonite iz da start of da NBA seezon. Ize very happy cuz Ize a big NBA fan. Me favrite team iz da Minnsota Timberworves - cuz timberworves go afterz da mooses. Ha, stupid mooses. But me favrite prayer is Rebron James. Ize tinkin about makin him me Secretery of Kool when Ize presadent. Go Bron Bron. Vote 4 Rexi!

Me Big Test

Hey guys, dis Rexi! So ize gotz a big test dis weekend so ize been practicin. Ize not totarry sure whut itz about but me thinks dat if ize pass it den ize automaticarry da Guvner of Carifornia. Ize not sure but Ize bet dat if ize Guvner of da state ize can becume presadent no probrem. Wish me da ruck! Vote 4 Rex!

Sirry Humanz

Hey guys, dis Rexi! Allz me campayn forrowers haz bin askin me whyze Ize so rerigous. Ize say, whats do u meanz? Dey sez ize arways tarkin about praying. Ize raugh. Sirry humanz - ize talkin about prayin, not prayin. Rike prayin at da dog beach. So rememberz, Presadent Rexi ruv to pray, not pray! Vote 4 Rexi!

A Crarification

Hey guys, dis Rexi! Dere iz sum humanz dat make fun of da Rexi and sez dat Ize cant be arone. Ize need to crarify. Ize wood ruv nothin more dan to haz a nice nite 2 myserf. Maebe a nice grass of wine, a jazz cd, and a peenut budder bone. But ize gotz an important job: head of securitee for me mamuh and papuh. If ize ret dem out of me site for juzt 1 minute and sumthin happen to dem.....ize nevuh forgive meserf. Itz a hard job but itz 1 dat i takez verrry seriousry. Member, Rexi take her jobz seriousry. Vote 4 Rexi!

Rumerz!!!

Hey guys, dis Rexi! I knowz dat peeplez are sayin dat ize been serected to be a carender girl. Ize cant komment on dat - fer kontrakt reesenz and such. But ize ask dis: if ize hypoteticarry wuz in a carender, wuld dis make u want to votez fer me? By da way, if u wantz an ottograf, prease contact me campayn manager - he take kare of dat stuff. Vote 4 Rexi!

Anti-Moose Brigadez

Hey guys, dis Rexi! Peeplez sez dat i gotz no expeerynece. Dat not true! Ize bin vice-presadent of da anti-moose brigade 4 many months nowz! Ize dont rike da mooses - dey uppity and dey tink dey know everyting. Ize beenz known to teech dem a resson or 2! If ize presadent, no more mooses! Vote 4 Rexi!

Runnin Mate?

Hey guys, dis Rexi! When Ize at da beach ize meet me new best frend! Her name Rora (ed. note "Lola" is the correct spelling). Ize tink she shuld be me runnin mate. Herez why: 1. She crassy 2. She getz me 3. I twust her! Ret me knowz whut u tink. Vote 4 Rexi!

Beaches

Hey guys, dis Rexi! Ize feer bedder after da work today so ize go to dog beach. Ever wunderz why dere only 1 dog beach? Humanz dont knowz how to haz fun at da beach - doggies do! If ize presadent, every beach be a dog beach! Vote 4 Rexi!

Preshures of Da Campayn

Hey guys, dis Rexi! Ize may not brog much today. Ize not ferring to goodz. Me doktor thinks dat ize got an urcer. Dis campayn stuff is too stressfur!!! Juzt member - Rexi care so much bout u all ize get sik from da worry....Vote 4 Rexi!

Save Muney?

Hey guys, dis Rexi! Everywun arawys ask me, "Rexi, howz do ize saves da muney in deze tuff ekonomik timez?" Heerz 1 thot: After a big b-r-e-a-k-f-a-s-t, jus throw it up and eat it again! Dats wut ize do! Doubre da food, half da money! Rexi: Savin u da muneyz! Vote 4 Rexi!

Arpha Dog!

Hey guys, dis Rexi! Me forrowers arways want to know who iz de reader of my dog pack. Ize say dats me! Ize arpha dog, arways member dat! Vote 4 Rexi!

Good Nite!

Hey guys, dis Rexi. Ize goin to sreep now. Dat dog park make me so tired!!! Ever wonder whys dere not more dog parks? If ize presadent, dere'd be dog park on every street! Vote 4 Rexi!

One Rast Campayn Poster!

Hey guys, dis Rexi. Me campayn manger just emaired me da newest poster and ize want to share wit me forrowers! Ize rike it! Vote 4 Rexi!

Office Poritics!

Hey guys, dis Rexi. U know whut gets me tired? Office poritics. All de humanz thinks dey da boss of de office when reary ize da boss of de office. every office need a reader - and in dis case i da reader. of course, dat guy named guy my second in komand. Expeeryenced readership - dats me. Vote 4 Rexi!

Campayn Posterz!

Hey guys, dis Rexi. Checkz out me new campayn posterz. Ize gunna win fer sher. Vote 4 Rexi!

Tings I dont rike!

Hey guys, dis Rexi. U know what me don't rike? Ratter Snakes. Ize try to pray with thim, and deys bite me! Wazzup wit dat? If ize presadent, no more ratter snakes! Vote 4 Rexi!

Runch Time!!!!

Hey guys, dis Rexi. Iz almost dat time again: runch time. Hows come da humanz gets to eat da runch but not da doggies? If ize presadent den runch for all doggies! Vote 4 Rexi!

Hey Guys!

Hey guys, dis Rexi. I start dis brog so i can share me ideas. Ever wunder why us doggies is neva presadent? Dat shuld change! Vote For Rexi!